Spit and Happy Thoughts

cannibalchicken:

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liberalsarecool:

Libraries liberate.

pika-memes:

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secondbeatsongs:

somehow instead of saying “as a treat”, I’ve started using the phrase “for morale”, as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.

and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.

I’m not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me

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bace-jeleren:

bombadilbaddie:

likes to charge, reblogs to cast, etc

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memeclassheroes:

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sandmandaddy69:

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tastefullyoffensive:

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animentality:

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fyeahaudiodrama:

shelterwoodpod:

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shelterwoodpod:

Let’s make a haunted house together! Ingredients:

creaky floorboards and squealing hinges

uncomfortable and disquieting wall art

mysterious noises from… somewhere

flesh

dusty old opulent furniture

creepy dolls

memories of what once was and long-suppressed secrets

long shadows cast by insufficient lighting

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reblog to enlist your mutuals in building the House :)

I have made a strategical error

This continues to be the funniest thing that’s ever happened to me on this website

With your help we can get to 30% flesh!!!

FLESH! FLESH! FLESH!

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theotherendcomics:

Curses are actually way easier than money conjuring. This comic is so fake

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i-say-ok:

talldarkandautistic:

madnessofmen:

dreg-heap:

God could you imagine how mad geologists must have been to slowly watch the “hey all the continents kinda fit like puzzle pieces :)” guy get proven right

It was a woman that did it!

I love girl talk, especially when it’s complex geological theory

ok!

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fuckingtiredbitch:

liberalsarecool:

#ACAB now. ACAB forever.

Defund the police. Communities can police themselves with the resources.

This headline is wild to think about. Could you imagine your field of work being labeled the leading cause of death in the entire fucking country and not having to worry about being unemployed by weeks end? I doubt any pig who reads this is even remotely worried about their job. It’s fucking insane.

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ladyshinga:

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